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have you ever noticed how people make a lot of strange noisec?

One major noise can be a warning of bad things to come - I’m talking about farts here! I hate the silent fart in an enclosed space, because you have no warning. The person who did it knows. At least the noisy fart gives you a warning of bad things to avoide. You know where the smell could be lingering and can avoid it.

I have heard of people who spontaneously explode into flames. I always figured they were people who tried to avoid farting. After all the gas that people make is methane, it is very flamable and explosive. Some people when burping, actually most people, will try to be silent. Some will hiss, almost as if they don’t like what they ate. Some will just burp and get it over with. Then there are those that make so much noise that you might think they need a bib.

Yes, what I’m talking about here is uncouth, it happens. I have never met a single person who hasn’t had trouble with gas of one sort or another in their lives. I have even met people who have rumbling inside of them that can be heard across the room.

Why does society have hang-ups about biological functions? I mean, everybody does it, don’t they?

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This entry was posted on Friday, November 14th, 2008 at 3:14 am and is filed under Food and other strange substances, Humor, Life, People, Weird and freaky things. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.