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With this economy, a new career would probably help someone. It’s just that it would be something if all of the unemployed got new careers all at the same time.

What field is the one most looking for someone to fill it right now? I have no idea. I haven’t worked for a long time. I think it was in 1989. I was working in a print shop in Arkansas. I had fun there.

In my life, I have learned a lot of different skills. Some I still use, others are going to waste. At least my mind still works.

Doesn’t it?

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There are so many boring commercials these days that it is amazing.

Recently saw one that actually made me laugh. If I had an epson receipt printer, I would print it out in its entirety just so you could read what it says.

It shows a man talking about a famous mens’ cologne, and body spray. He talks and talks as the camera slowly moves back from him to give you a better view.

When it finally shows what he is doing, he is riding a horse BACKWARDS. That is a unique way to approach getting an audience’s attention. I know that it got mine, for I burst out laughing.

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Nope, I’m not bored.

I am sleepy. Yea! There is a difference. Bored means that I cannot sleep. Even some fitness equipment wouldn’t help. I would be there exercising, and still want something to do. That is bored.

Sleepy means that even if I cannot find something to do that is interesting, I can always take a nap. Yes, I still believe in naps. Just because I stop being 6 does not mean that the occasional nap does not come in handy. After all, it does help with getting rid of bored.

Do you realize that there is an old Chinese curse that has you point a finger at someone and say - may you live in interesting times? It sounds very innocent.

IT AINT! When you look at the TV and see what is on the news - that is considered interesting. Bored isn’t so bad after all.

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Yes, I figured it out.

What it is…I have no idea. *snicker…snort*

Never mind me today, I feel like being a wise guy…er, gal.
I realize that sometimes what I write does not make a whole lot of sense, but that’s life. Because I am the boss over this blog, I can write nonsense, wisdom (if I have any), poetry, practical jokes. Whatever ‘it’ is - auto insurance quotes, information, idiocy, opinions (of which I have a lot), or nothing at all, it is all mine.

OOPS, that means if it is bad I cannot blame anyone else but me. Hmmmmmm, oh well, that’s life.

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Yes, there they go again. I realize that it is also the name of a song, but it fits the situation.

The politicains on the TV are at it full time. Our state governor is trying to brag about what he has done while in office. I wish that he would get some weight loss supplements to shrink his inflated opinion of himself.

He is personable enough, he can be pleasant looking, he can be very charismatic. I still do not like him and what he has done. Of course that can be said about a lot of politicians can’t it? Opinions are out there, for everyone has them. This has been my opinion.

Notice that I didn’t give any name? I ain’t no dummy.

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Have you ever heard this before? Well, of course you have.

I know that there are a lot of people out there that could use home gyms to get rid of their very own personal fat head.

I have met a few of these people. They seem to be so full of them selves that they are unable to think that anyone else has a valuable opinion, or thought. The main trouble with this is that most of the ones who have this condition are politicians. UG

By the way, do you realize that it is getting to be political season again? The political ads are all over the TV, and each commercial is another pain.

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I believe that I have mentioned before that we have cats.

Well, one has a ‘cattitude’. In other words, she is a cat with attitude.

She has this thing about being ignored. She does not like it. When my husband is getting dressed in our bedroom, she will do various things to get his attention. Well, yesterday she decided that she did not like me ignoring her and she bit me. Right on the rump.

When I hollered about her doing this, my husband broke down laughing and told me that she does it to him all of the time. Amazing how such a little critter can have so many little things that she does. She does make us smile.

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I come by the name of Two Ton Tilly honestly.

I am very well cushioned and I am not blind. Of course you can tell by the name on my blog and what I write that I have a sense of humor, too. I know that some would recommend a diet supplement to add to my daily meals to abbreviate this situation.

Hmmm, I do not know about that. I do like to eat. I have only a few things that I do not like. Anchovies, jalapenos, oysters…to me they are just ew. I have had artichokes. Too much work for what you get. They taste okay, but to much work. Broccoli is cool. Just got some today, and thinking about it for tomorrow. Oh well, tomorrow is another day.

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Yup, I mentioned that my husband is getting older …………..

No surprise, I too, am getting older. Maybe that means that I am getting wiser ?? Nah, it just means that i am not afraid to speak my mind now.

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When we had gone to the doctor’s office the other day, I found a newspaper to read. It is called SENIOR NEWS. This was the January edition. I was scanning it for information that might be interesting (even though I do NOT consider myself to be a senior..snort) I found some jokes in it that were funny. Here is one of them….

compiled by Susan Capps

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice: picnic tables, horseshoe courts, a volleyball court, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young teenage girls skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not coming out until you leave! Go away you dirty old man!”
Holding the bucket up he said.” I’m here to feed the alligator.”

Old men can still think fast.

I read this aloud to my husband and he , of course, snickered. A nearby young man joined in and said that the old farmer wasn’t fair. My reply was that it was HIS land, and the girls were trespassing on it. He did mention any possible tresspassing signs, but my reply was that the girls knew that THEY did not own the land. Either way, my husband and I thought the joke was funny. After all, the girls did get off easy with only a little embarrassment, the farmer could have brought a shotgun to hunt.

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