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Time to lose weight

Thursday, January 13th, 2011

Welcome back!

It is that time again. It is after the holidays. How much did you eat? What about all of the goodies?

It is now time that people start to think about all of the best fat burner reviews. They look up the different types of things available.

Wouldn’t it have been easier in the beginning to use moderation when eating? I DIDN’T. So what am I saying……..

I also need to lose weight. :)

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Neighbornood Watch Skunk

Monday, January 10th, 2011

This is something I had mentioned in an earlier article.

I will explain, now. At one time, my husband and I had lived in Arkansas in Batesville. We lived in an area that had a lot of trees, on a hill. One day, we looked outside and saw our solid black cat - Junior - playing with a critter. That critter was a skunk. They were bouncing up and down in the grass, once in a while rolling around with each other. Sometimes they would stop, bump noses, and then walk off together. Amazing :)

Once Junior wanted into the house, my husband opened the door to let him in. The cat stood across the threshold, meowed, and his buddy waddled into the center of the living room. I immediately froze and started to think about how much tomato juice would be needed to get rid of the stink. The skunk squeaked a couple of times, turned around, and then waddled back out without doing anything bad. Whew that had been close. Once my husband stepped out and accidentally stepped on its tail. No spray that time either. It even let him pet it a couple of times. We thought that it was someone’s pet. WRONG

A week later, we heard shouting, and then the cops showed up. Our neighbor caught someone trying to remove parts from his truck. There was the heavy scent of skunk in the air. The cops figured out that the skunk sprayed someone there at the truck and followed the scent through the neighborhood to the door of another neighbor. Her son was in the shower trying to get rid of the skunk scent. He was the thief. He went to jail, the skunk became a celebrity and a very well fed critter in our neighborhood. People would put out little bowls of fruit and nuts for the skunk, and later for his family.

We have since moved away from there and live in Texas. The people in that old neighborhood still put out food for the skunk family, they no longer have prowlers or trouble with thieves. They have a family of neighborhood watch skunks who have adopted everyone there as part of their litter. :)

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Let it snow, let it snow……

Sunday, December 26th, 2010

I guess that the weather man has begun a new song.

Do you remember the song ‘Let It Snow’? It is apparently doing just that across many southern states that are not used to the big freeze that can come with wet, squishy, melting, frozen stuff. I have a feeling the word overshoes has gotten new meaning.

Here is Texas, snow is a rare critter. We have sometimes had ice, but no big snows. Where I grew up in St. Louis, Mo., we even had special snow routes laid out and mapped so that people going to work knew which roads could be traveled. Sometimes I do miss snow, but I do not miss going to school in the snow.

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Merry Christmas

Friday, December 24th, 2010

I wish you, all of you, a very merry Christmas.

I also pray that you will be safe, happy, and that your family will also be safe and happy.

God Bless You :)

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Oh to see better

Sunday, December 19th, 2010

My eyes have been try8ing to give me problems lately.

They have blurred, teared up (yes, tear drip down my face), and in general caused frustration.

I don’t think even a barska scope could help right now since it is my allergies that are causing the problem.

It get hard to type on the computer when I have to stop and wipe away the tear, sniff constantly with my nose, cough, and snneeeeze.

That sneezing really messes with the typing.

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Up and Coming

Monday, December 6th, 2010

Up and coming, is the one holiday that people use to avoid dieting. Of course it has contributed to many people going on a diet.

Christmas is coming, and soon the quickest way to shop ill involve the internet. Mail order will not get things to you quickly enough, phones will help, but the internet is very fast.

Some will set up a new web site, or use what they already have. Some will get aid from managed hosting. Since I am not technically advanced, I have no idea what that involves.

I am still evolving here. :P

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FOOOD

Friday, November 26th, 2010

Yup, we are having a lot of food tomorrow.

We will be having turkey, mashed potatoes, green beans, gravy, herb bread ) no stuffing as my husband is allergic to sage), several pies, and cake.

We will have our brother come over and visit while this meal is being presented. In other words, we will be having a feast.

I have one word to say about it all - YUMMMMMmmm.

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Oh, I like it !

Wednesday, November 17th, 2010

Now that I think about it, the most glittery holiday of them all is getting closer.

The holiday that I love the most is Christmas. I get to see lots of outdoor Christmas decorations, lights everywhere, holiday music.

There are times that I feel like a kid when this holiday comes. I feel very thankful for what was given to everyone on that particular day. I also enjoy all of the decorations that go along with it. My husband used to wonder each year just what I would do to decorate our home for Christmas. We still have pictures. Our outdoor front porch still has lights on it that I hook up each year, but since we have cats in the house, I can’t put stuff up since the cats would get into it.

In fact, one cat we had tried to climb the artificial Christmas tree and broke a branch. Every time that he went near that tree, he would hiss. Hilarious ! :)

I wanted to have a regular tree that could be planted afterward, but my husband is allergic to those trees. I still love that holiday and its decorations.

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Dirty Looks

Friday, November 5th, 2010

Have you ever heard of the old saying “if looks could kill”? There are many various meanings to that phrase. Helen of Troy had looks that men used as an excuse to kill hundreds, if not thousands “The face that launched a thousand ships”. There used to be an old saying about someone having the “evil eye” that made people afraid of being killed by a look.

Well people, cats have known about dirty looks for a long time. They are experts at the ‘dirty look’. One example was what happened a little while ago. One of our cats decided she needed the litter pan. I happened to see since I was on the ‘throne’ and stuck in one place for a while. As she positioned herself, my husband passed by and passed gas. The timing was superb in that respect. Her ears went flat, her eyes went half closed, and when she got out, she gave him a DIRTY LOOK. I wonder if she was thinking that she would be blamed for what he did? (snicker) :D

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Still looking

Wednesday, September 29th, 2010

We are still looking for some shoes, or boots that my brother can wear.

I know that women’s rain boots would not be the answer. I just hate that he has to special order his footwear.

I, myself, because of my size, order large clothing. Let’s face it, I would not blow away in a gale because of my size. I would make a good anchor for someone skinny, or small in stature to hold onto.

My husband is 6 feet tall and orders some of his clothes from catalogs that specialize in that type of clothes. Most of the time if he gets his shirts from the store, the shirt does not cover his belly very well, and he cannot tuck the shirt into his pants. When we go into the store with my brother walking between us, it reminds me of a sandwich cookie that does not have enough filling. :/

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