Archive for the ‘Weird and freaky things’ Category

Soon another year older

Friday, November 26th, 2010

Yes, each year we get another year older.

It seems to happen to everyone, doesn’t it? :)

So far, I do no need any wrinkle eye cream, but I think that I could use some cream to take care of the turkey neck that I am getting.

I look in the mirror and think – UG – very descriptive isn’t it? It says it all in the long run. The gray in my hair isn’t too bad yet, I have a few laugh lines (those I do not mind), but turkey skin neck? I say it again UG.

Where’s the beef?

Thursday, October 21st, 2010

Do you remember the old commercial that had the little old lady looking at her burger and asking the question above? I do.

I also remember the commercial about the giant dumpling the the man saying the her couldn’t believe that he ate the whole thing. I do not remember the product that they were advertising either. Weird commercials help you to remember them. Of course some of those commercials used good looking guys taking baths to smell good. I didn’t mind them even though they weren’t advertising body wash for acne, but body wash to smell good.

I miss the bunny with the sun glasses and the drum. The last one of those commercials that I saw had him getting abducted by aliens. Is that why he isn’t on the TV right now? Maybe when they get him back he will be a lot bigger. Some commercials make me laugh. Those I like. Right now, unfortunately, most of what we see has to do with the up and coming elections.

I do NOT like political ads. Too bad there is no longer truth in advertising required on TV. Now that would be interesting.

Outrageous

Thursday, August 19th, 2010

I am seriously outraged.

A woman, who knew that she was legally blind, decided to go shopping. She had her two daughters in the car with her. Oh, by the way, she also has never had a driver’s license. She decided to leave the mall, drove out into the intersection and killed a man who was on a bike run with other bikers.

She told the police officer that she didn’t see him. She hemmed and hawed about whether or not she could actually tell if the light was in her favor. She also told the office that she was legally blind.

When she went to court for this, she tried to get a lower sentence and get the court to feel sorry for her since she couldn’t see very well. The judge threw out her appeal and sent her to full trial. The jury found her guilty of manslaughter. Now, her family is trying to say that she did not get a fair trial since she is black.

I wonder just how fair the trial was for the man she killed when she broke the law and got behind the wheel of the car she was driving? Her family has offered no sorrow for the man killed, or for his family.

Driving me daisy….crazy

Tuesday, July 13th, 2010

My computer is driving me CRAZY. *^%$^%$#()(_&%$#

If IT thinks a link is taking too long, it puts up a message that it timed out. Yeah, RIGHT…I don’t think so. IF I am working on something and it hasn’t had computer messages going back and forth, say I am typing something…it disconnects me from the internet.

Who designed this crazy stupid junk? I would dearly like to give that person some of my point of view when I get disconnected, interrupted, and in general driven crazy. I was e (*&%$) it did it again! I am beginning to HATE computer and their supposed logic boards. There is no logic to something deciding – 0n its own – to disconnect when it hasn’t been asked to.

Did you know…..

Saturday, July 3rd, 2010

There are a lot of different types of check out registers that can be used at a business? There bar code scanners, POS systems, and other things.

Some of these systems will automatically keep track of what is being sold, and will tell you when something needs to be restocked, and then there are other……..

In other words, blah, blah, blah into infinity. I never knew there were so many different ways that people could spend money and the retailer can keep track of what is being sold and when it should be re-ordered.

I was told, growing up that computers would help to make things easier and simpler.

DUH, I don’t think so.~~~~~~~~ That is paperwork, friends. Computers have made paperwork even more essential. :)

Joint

Friday, June 11th, 2010

That’s right. Just the word joint.

I found out that some friends that we know, who also happen to know about vehicles, think that the constant velocity joint in our van needs some work.

My first thought was HUH? I know, I know, not very intelligent sounding. However, being told that something with that name could put our van out of commission kind of stunned me at first. Since then, I have been trying to think of someone who would be willing to work on a front wheel drive van that is from 1989.

Not very many people have volunteered the information that they might know what to do in that case. I didn’t even ask for a volunteer to do any work for free, just looked for someone who knew how and would be willing to be thought of as a mechanic in this case. Especially when I told them that the van was a Dodge, they would get this kind of distant look in their eyes and then they would kind of mumble.

I found out that Dodge likes to make their vehicles with one-of-a-kind type of nuts and bolts that need special tools. The tool would cost more that our van might be worth in money. We NEED this van however since 4 people rely on it. Some of those people have bad heart troubles, diabetes, arthritis, and other stuff going on. So, the old van is important. Now what? Still thinking……..

Our planet has acne

Thursday, May 27th, 2010

Yes, I did say that our planet has acne.

If you get too much oil on your face, sometimes you get acne. Well with the oil spill out in the Gulf of Mexico, we have too much oil on the surface of our planet. Therefore – acne. Right? Maybe? Maybe acne treatments reviews might help people, but I don’t think it will help in this instance.

I am just wondering how this mess will ever be cleaned up, or if it will be cleaned up. It’s bad enough that all of the oil is being wasted, but the damage that it is doing at the same time is just horrible. The lives being lost in the actual explosion, the wildlife that is being lost, the damage being done to the living of fishermen on the coast, the damage to the environment……

Is there a final answer to this mess?

I hate to think what the final answer might be.

BOUNCE !

Saturday, May 22nd, 2010

EEEEEK !

Just checked out my primary checking account. BOUNCE ! What happened?

I have no idea. Since it is Saturday, I will have to wait until Monday to find out what went wrong. So far, every time this has happened, it has been me except for one time. An operator helped me get back some of the over limit money.

This time, I am not so sure. I have been taking that new medicine after all. More later.

Skin Tone

Saturday, May 8th, 2010

When I go shopping for make-up, I have to remember which is my skin tone. I have medium skin tones. When I wear colors that are slightly cool (dusty rose, many blues) every thing is fine. I do not have eczema, thank God.

When I wear colors that are just wrong for me, I sometimes look slightly green. If I was a frog, that would be fine.

I am not a frog.

Pink, fusia, burnt orange, and similar colors make me look like death warmed over. Or in other words – NO WAY ! Many browns are acceptable for me also. I am glad that I do not like bright colors. I would look like a float in a parade with those. EWWWW :(

Again, a fall

Friday, April 23rd, 2010

I am really concerned for my mother-in-law. She fell again today.

We got a call from the special alarm service. She wears one of those button alarms around her neck (Thank God), and had to call for help to get up again. She had spent over an hour trying to get up and waited to call.

When she finally figured out that she could not do it by herself, she pushed the button. Thank God that this service does work.

She told us that she had on a pair of socks and that her foot slipped when she was in the kitchen. We found her in the living room. She evidently scooted on her rump to make sure the door was unlocked for someone to get in. Scary.

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