Safe driving?

Wednesday, April 13th, 2011

Welcome back!

I used to go onto the highway. Not very much anymore.

I have gotten tired of seeing those idiots who consider their phone conversation to be more important that anyone else’s life. If you are reporting an emergency, I can see it.

But holding onto your phone while driving and talking puts your head at a weird position, messes up your vision, and in general proves that you are not driving safely.

I have followed people who swerved all over the road while putting make-up, reading maps, talking on the phone, looking for something on the floor,……

I guess that you get the picture. I do not like them to be beside me because of the swerving. I do not like them behind me because they will not know when I have to stop.

At least if they are in front, I can swerve myself and avoid a wreck so I can be a witness for the other guy who was driving safely and just happened to get hit by an idiot.

I guess I can’t be any plainer that that.

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Still on diets

Thursday, March 24th, 2011

There are more diets out there every day.

Now there is a question - does sensa work? I checked out what sensa was and found it to be a diet.

I just wish that there was a way to diet that did not include exercise. I enjoy eating fresh vegetables and fruits. I am not hooked on fats, and carbs.

I once read a book where there was a pill that aliens gave to humans that let the person lose weight to their perfect weight, within one week. Of course that would mean getting a new wardrobe full of clothes and who can afford that these days? :)

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What?

Thursday, March 24th, 2011

I am not digitally minded. I guess that i have mentioned this many times in the past.

They now have things that make paperback books not necessary. You can even go to netbook reviewsand check things out.

I, quite frankly, enjoy holding a book in my hands. I do not like the idea that a power outage, a bad battery, or a magnet could erase something that I have not finished reading.

I am still analog when it comes down to it. I enjoy my computer, but there are still things that it does that I just do not trust.

What is a netbook anyway?? I have no idea.

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I copied this

Thursday, March 24th, 2011

I copied this from a comment line in the ‘Patriot Update’ newsletter - http://patriotupdate.com/4498/attacking-gop-for-budget-cuts-veep-invokes-rape .

“Raymond says:
March 21, 2011 at 4:47 pm

The old man sat in his gas station on a cold Christmas Eve. He hadn’t been anywhere in years since his wife had passed away. It was just another day to him. He didn’t hate Christmas, just
couldn’t find a reason to celebrate. He was sitting there looking at the snow
that had been falling for the last hour and wondering what it was all about when
the door opened and a homeless man stepped through. Instead of throwing
the man out, Old George as he was known by his customers, told the man to come
and sit by the heater and warm up. “Thank you, but I don’t mean to intrude,”
said the stranger. “I see you’re busy, I’ll just go.””Not without something hot in your belly.” George said. He turned and opened a wide mouth Thermos and handed it to the stranger. “It ain’t much, but it’s hot and tasty stew … made it myself. When you’re done, there’s coffee and it’s fresh.”Just at that moment he heard
the “ding” of the driveway bell. “Excuse me, be right back,” George said. There
in the driveway was an old ’53 Chevy. Steam was rolling out of the front. The
driver was panicked. “Mister can you help me!” said the driver, with a deep
Spanish accent. “My wife is with child and my car is broken.” George opened the
hood. It was bad. The block looked cracked from the cold, the car was dead.
“You ain’t going in this thing,” George said as he turned away.
“But Mister, please help …” The door of the office closed behind George, as he went inside. He went to the office wall & got the keys to his old truck, and went back outside. He walked around the building, opened the garage, started the truck and drove it around to where the couple was waiting. “Here, take my truck,” he said. “She ain’t the best thing you ever looked at, but she runs real good.” George helped put the woman in the truck and, watched as it sped off into the night. He turned and walked back inside the office. “Glad I gave ‘em the truck, their tires were shot too.
That ‘ol truck has brand new .” George thought he was talking to the stranger,
but the man had gone. The Thermos was on the desk, empty, with a used coffee cup
beside it. “Well, at least he got something in his belly,” George thought.
George went back outside to see if the old Chevy would start. It
cranked slowly, but it started. He pulled it into the garage where the truck had
been. He thought he would tinker with it for something to do. Christmas Eve
meant no customers. He discovered the the block hadn’t cracked, it was just the
bottom hose on the radiator. “Well, shoot, I can fix this,” he said to
himself. So he put a new one on.”Those tires ain’t gonna get ‘em
through the winter either.” He took the snow treads off of his wife’s old
Lincoln. They were like new and he wasn’t going to drive the car
anyway. As he was working, he heard shots being fired. He ran outside and
beside a police car an officer lay on the cold ground. Bleeding from the left
shoulder, the officer moaned, “Please help me.”George helped the officer
inside as he remembered the training he had received in the Army as a medic. He
knew the wound needed attention. “Pressure to stop the bleeding,” he thought.
The uniform company had been there that morning and had left clean shop towels.
He used those and duct tape to bind the wound. “Hey, they say duct tape can fix
anythin’,” he said, trying to make the policeman feel at ease. “Something
for pain,” George thought. All he had was the pills he used for his back. “These
ought to work.” He put some water in a cup and gave the policeman the pills.
“You hang in there, I’m going to get you an ambulance.” The phone was
dead. “Maybe I can get one of your buddies on that there talk box out in your
car.” He went out only to find that a bullet had gone into the dashboard
destroying the two way radio.He went back in to find the policeman
sitting up. “Thanks,” said the officer. “You could have left me there. The guy
that shot me is still in the area.” George sat down beside him, “I would
never leave an injured man in the Army and I ain’t gonna leave you.” George
pulled back the bandage to check for bleeding. “Looks worse than what it is.
Bullet passed right through ‘ya. Good thing it missed the important stuff
though. I think with time your gonna be right as rain.”George got up and
poured a cup of coffee. “How do you take it?” he asked.”None for me,” said the officer.
“Oh, yer gonna drink this. Best in the city. Too bad I ain’t got no donuts.” The officer laughed and winced at the same time.
The front door of the office flew open. In burst a young man with a
gun. “Give me all your cash! Do it now!” the young man yelled. His hand was
shaking and George could tell that he had never done anything like this
before. “That’s the guy that shot me!” exclaimed the officer.
“Son, why are you doing this?” asked George, “You need to put
the cannon away. Somebody else might get hurt.”The young man was
confused. “Shut up old man, or I’ll shoot you, too. Now give me the
cash!” The cop was reaching for his gun. “Put that thing away,” George
said to the cop, “we got one too many in here now.” He turned his
attention to the young man. “Son, it’s Christmas Eve. If you need money, well
then, here. It ain’t much but it’s all I got. Now put that pea shooter
away.” George pulled $150 out of his pocket and handed it to the young
man, reaching for the barrel of the gun at the same time. The young man released
his grip on the gun, fell to his knees and began to cry. “I’m not very good at
this am I? All I wanted was to buy something for my wife and son,” he went on.
“I’ve lost my job, my rent is due, my car got repossessed last week.”
George handed the gun to the cop. “Son, we all get in a bit of
squeeze now and then. The road gets hard sometimes, but we make it through the
best we can.”He got the young man to his feet, and sat him down on a
chair across from the cop. “Sometimes we do stupid things.” George handed the
young man a cup of coffee. “Bein’ stupid is one of the things that makes us
human. Comin’ in here with a gun ain’t the answer. Now sit there and get warm
and we’ll sort this thing out.” The young man had stopped crying. He
looked over to the cop. “Sorry I shot you. It just went off. I’m sorry officer.”
“Shut up and drink your coffee ” the cop said. George could hear the sounds of sirens
outside. A police car and an ambulance skidded to a halt. Two cops came through
the door, guns drawn. “Chuck! You ok?” one of the cops asked the wounded
officer. “Not bad for a guy who took a bullet. How did you find me?”
“GPS locator in the car. Best thing since sliced bread. Who did
this?” the other cop asked as he approached the young man.
Chuck answered him, “I don’t know. The guy ran off into the dark. Just dropped his gun and ran.”
George and the young man both looked puzzled at each
other. “That guy work here?” the wounded cop continued.
“Yep,” George said, “just hired him this morning.
Boy lost his job.” The paramedics came in and loaded Chuck onto the
stretcher. The young man leaned over the wounded cop and whispered,
“Why?” Chuck just said, “Merry Christmas boy … and you too, George, and
thanks for everything.” “Well, looks like you got one doozy of a break
there. That ought to solve some of your problems.” George went into the
back room and came out with a box. He pulled out a ring box. “Here you go,
something for the little woman. I don’t think Martha would mind. She said it
would come in handy some day.” The young man looked inside to see the
biggest diamond ring he ever saw. “I can’t take this,” said the young man. “It
means something to you.” “And now it means something to you,” replied
George. “I got my memories. That’s all I need.” George reached into the
box again. An airplane, a car and a truck appeared next. They were toys that the
oil company had left for him to sell. “Here’s something for that little man of
yours.” The young man began to cry again as he handed back the $150 that
the old man had handed him earlier. “And what are you supposed to buy
Christmas dinner with? You keep that too,” George said. “Now git home to your
family.” The young man turned with tears streaming down his face. “I’ll
be here in the morning for work, if that job offer is still good.” “Nope.
I’m closed Christmas day,” George said. “See ya the day after.”
George turned around to find that the stranger had returned. “Where’d you come from? I
thought you left?” “I have been here. I have always been here,” said the
stranger. “You say you don’t celebrate Christmas. Why?”
“Well, after my wife passed away, I just couldn’t see what all the bother was. Puttin’ up a tree
and all seemed a waste of a good pine tree. Bakin’ cookies like I used to with
Martha just wasn’t the same by myself and besides I was gettin’ a little
chubby.” The stranger put his hand on George’s shoulder. “But you do
celebrate the holiday, George. You gave me food and drink and warmed me when I
was cold and hungry. The woman with child will bear a son and he will become a
great doctor. The policeman you helped will go on to save 19 people from
being killed by terrorists. The young man who tried to rob you will make you a
rich man and not take any for himself. “That is the spirit of the season and you
keep it as good as any man.” George was taken aback by all this stranger
had said. “And how do you know all this?” asked the old man.
“Trust me, George. I have the inside track on this sort of thing. And when your days are
done you will be with Martha again.” The stranger moved toward the door.
“If you will excuse me, George, I have to go now. I have to go home where there
is a big celebration planned.” George watched as the old leather jacket
and the torn pants that the stranger was wearing turned into a bright white robe. A
golden light began to fill the room.”You see, George … it’s My birthday. Merry Christmas.”
George fell to his knees and replied, “Happy Birthday, Lord Jesus”

Beautiful.

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Here we go

Saturday, March 5th, 2011

Have you heard the old saying - here we go loop de loo?

I have sung that particular phrase when going around in circles in the local shopping mall parking lot. Also when trying to make sense of new government regulations, rules, and other pain in the rump stuff.

Do you realize that if we applied Maxim lighting to a lot of what goes on in our government that some of it would make the citizens scream?

I need to be careful here, or I will get on one of my favorite soap boxes and gripe about Uncle Sam and all of his little idiot. No, I am not talking about the regular citizens here. Just the ones who were put in office by ‘friends’.

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Dreams

Friday, February 25th, 2011

I have dreams.

I know that we all do. I dream of going to luxury New York City hotels, sitting on my rump, and getting room service.

It is not that I want to be lazy….It is just the idea that someone else would do the dishes, have to clean up, have to do the laundry.

Ohhhhh…aren’t dreams fine?

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Spring is on its way

Saturday, February 19th, 2011

Yup, spring is truly on its way. Of course it could be said that spring is always on the way, I just did not specify which year it is coming.

There are people already thinking about summer and the best tanning lotions. There are people thinking about the next up and coming winter and what will be needed. I guess the only difference is that each person will be thinking about their own plans each time. Some think way ahead, others only think about the next day.

I haven’t figured out which one I am yet. After all I am only….. years old.

Nope - ain’t tellin’. :P

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Update on the renovation

Wednesday, January 19th, 2011

Right now I am so angry that I am having trouble thinking. I copied this from my other blog Born Clicker.

I am sooooo ticked off.

I was just notified that there will not be a renovation at our apartments. Many of the senior citizens and the handicapped here have given away some of their life long belongings because of the imminent renovation.

Now we hear that is will NOT happen. We have been living around boxes of our belongings, putting up with the hazard created by having those things stacked around.

THERE AINT GOING TO BE A RENOVATION?

What in the world is going on? Doesn’t the management even care what they have done to innocent people? What a bunch of

bullshit!

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We have a BABY

Tuesday, January 18th, 2011

Not my husband and myself, but a couple in our church. He is the cutest baby and the other young person in our church likes to watch him.

I went into the store and checked out what there is for babies to wear. I never realize before just how varied the choice of baby clothes is. I wish that they had some of this stuff for adults to wear, too.

I don’t mean the ruffles and lace, that ain’t my thing. However, some of the other stuff is really great. Yes, I like Winnie the Pooh, especially Tigger. How about the road runner, and others? :)

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Where’s the beef?

Thursday, October 21st, 2010

Do you remember the old commercial that had the little old lady looking at her burger and asking the question above? I do.

I also remember the commercial about the giant dumpling the the man saying the her couldn’t believe that he ate the whole thing. I do not remember the product that they were advertising either. Weird commercials help you to remember them. Of course some of those commercials used good looking guys taking baths to smell good. I didn’t mind them even though they weren’t advertising body wash for acne, but body wash to smell good.

I miss the bunny with the sun glasses and the drum. The last one of those commercials that I saw had him getting abducted by aliens. Is that why he isn’t on the TV right now? Maybe when they get him back he will be a lot bigger. Some commercials make me laugh. Those I like. Right now, unfortunately, most of what we see has to do with the up and coming elections.

I do NOT like political ads. Too bad there is no longer truth in advertising required on TV. Now that would be interesting.

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